Bernie loves Blondie
When Daniel was a teenager working in his barn one day, he heard something fall. He approached the sound and discovered a baby squirrel had fallen from its nest, which was built in the space between the barn ceiling and the upper floor. He picked it up, put it in a box, and brought his new pet to his bedroom.
That day marked the beginning of a new friendship. He named his pet squirrel Bernie. Bernie still had closed eyes and needed bottle-feeding. He visited his goat farmer friend/employer and came home with a formula for goats. Initially, he used an eye dropper, but eventually got a small bottle and nipple to feed his newfound friend. Daniel is a nurturer. I saw it then and see it today as he nurtures his three young children.
Bernie thrived in his cage in Daniel’s room. He took him out often to play with him. Bernie was famous for spiraling up Daniel’s tall, lean body as if climbing a tree. I don’t recall what Bernie ate as his main meal, but Daniel soon discovered he loved Doritos. I know these aren’t good for anybody, especially squirrels, but aimed to please. Squeals of delights came from Bernie when he received a chip for a trick.
One day, my oldest son, David, and his wife, Jane, were over for dinner. While conversing at the table, Daniel slipped away and returned with Bernie perched on his shoulder. Bernie took one look at Jane with her gorgeous, long, straight blonde hair and leaped from Daniel to Jane’s head. She screamed, jumped from her chair, and dashed around until Bernie gave up, scurried down her back and legs, and returned to Daniel! We laughed and laughed. Bernie was a cheeky little monkey.
Daniel moved Bernie from his cage to the screen porch that Spring for a much bigger space to roam. Not long after that, Daniel came home from school and found four or five squirrels clinging to the outside of the screen porch! Probably all girls vying for Bernie’s attention. It was hilarious. It took a day or two for Bernie to figure out how to escape. I wonder which girl got him. Although not a blonde amongst them, one indeed won the battle for Bernie.
I’m playing around with a new slogan for Louis Page. What do you think about this?
Louis Page is your One Force Fencing Source.
Go here for inspiration: https://louispage.com
Let me know your thoughts and suggestions.
Have a salubrious day!
All my best regards,
Debbie Page
CEO, Louis E. Page Inc–Woman-owned business and Family-owned since 1893. (So 131 years ago our family ancestor Louis E. founded the company)
